Greetings Earth Losers. Of course, I call you all losers with the best of intentions.  As Intergalactic Correspondent for Bookshelf Battle, it’s my duty to provide knowledge and understanding to your pitiful excuse for a planet.  With this column, I hope to alleviate your world’s colossal level of ignorance one question at a time.  Only then will my … Continue reading Ask the Alien – 3/01/15