Check it out, reader.
A big time network has just called you in to pitch each and every one of the following reality television shows.
I’ll provide the title, you jot down the one paragraph summaries.
Just do me a favor and don’t tell the Mighty Potentate. He hates unscripted programming with a vengeance.
Who Wants to Win a Knee to the Groin?
Annoying Forgotten Celebrity Makes a Comeback
Fisherman Roy’s Big Time Trout Boat
Who Just Contracted Syphilis?
Samurai Kangaroo Rustlers
Trombone Addict Stories
America’s Ugliest Cows
You Too Can Be a Toothless Prostitute
Get Across Town Without Asking Your Damn Phone Directions the Way People Did in the Year 2000
Genital Wart Madness
America’s Next Top Proctologist
Short Order Fry Cook Wars
Celebrity Cat Videos
Idiots Get Drunk and Pretend to Say Spontaneous Things
Fifty Days to Graduate From Clown College
Who Wants to Marry a Ukulele Player?
Frat House Nightmares
Don Fuglebee, Paranormal Accordionist
Duck Feather Collectors
Gas Station Bathroom Reconstructions
Bringing Back the Mullet
People Who Cry Over Anything
Social Media Addicts Share Their Favorite Lunch Photos
Nursing Home Hidden Cameras
Find Your Wife in Under Than An Hour Because Who the Hell Has Two Hours Free?
Shut Ins Go On Blind Dates
The World’s Craziest Barracuda Lickers
Does Anyone Want to Get Scurvy?
Lame Parties and the Losers Who Throw Them
The Last Ten People on the Planet Who Still Actually Read Books
Please Fix My Banzai Tree!