The No One Reads My Blog Song

No one reads my blog!

Oh, no one reads my blog uh uh og.

No one reads my blog!

Oh no one reads my blog uh uh og.

Why won’t anyone read my blog?

Why does anyone do anything?

Why won’t anyone read my blog?

If you have to ask then you know why!

Oh my blog is read by only 3.5 people,

and that is a very generous estimate.

Really when I blog I am shouting into the vast vacuum of outer space.

My blog is so poorly read that the mob could have hidden Jimmy Hoffa on my site and no one would know!

Oh my blog! No one reads it!

But maybe they will some day.

Not everyone is lucky enough to have 3.5 readers.

So at least I have that anyway.

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4 thoughts on “The No One Reads My Blog Song

  1. Funny that I was reading your “oh, woe is me post” and at the very bottom, the ad was showing folks standing bored and miserable looking outside a DMV. The woe is strong on the web today…

    • What was the ad for? The internet has a way of matching ads to posts so they probably put that ad there on purpose.

      • It was strange, it was like one of those “drivers in this state can save money doing this”, like some legal loophole for safe driving thing. Maybe it was the tone. Everyone hates the DMV. If you go for an image search for misery or boredom, I’m sure waiting in a DMV line is gonna be in a top spot.

  2. Chel Owens says:

    🎵You have to read the others’ blogs,
    Especi’lly those who aren’t really busy and barely able to catch their reader’s feeeeed. Oh!🎶

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