I am going to try to discuss something with you every Friday.
This inaugural post – are hamsters plotting to conquer the world?
YES – They are clearly the wisest species and have convinced us to take care of them and give them little water bottles and they are getting super jacked on those running wheels. Also, for some reason, if we see one of their vermin kin running around the house we break out the mouse traps and call the exterminator but somehow we treat them as pets. One day they will attack when we least expect it and rule with furry iron paws.
NO – they are just glorified rats and are too dumb and lazy to rule all.