Come for the…well, we’re not sure what you’d come for, since there are only three stores still open. Thanks Internet.
Stay for the…oh, who we are kidding?
But we’re pleased to announce that this Thursday, Oct. 1, Dr. Hugo Von Science will be demonstrating his latest invention, the Reality TV Star Transmogrifier, which he claims has the ability to change reality TV stars from useless wastes of space into productive members of society.
Test subjects include that hot chick who put out a sex tape with an NFL player, Jenna Simone of Just Jenna, the Streibcheck brothers of Toilet Catastrophes, and the crew of Stereotypical Italian New Jerseyians.
Dr. Hugo asked us to announce that his device has been fully tested and absolutely no one will be turned into zombies. Hmm. That’s kind of a weird announcement but what do we know? He’s the doctor.
So come on down. This show is totally free, but please, buy something, will you?
#31Zombie Authors begins Oct. 1! Sarah Lyons Fleming of the Until the World End Series will kick things off by teaching BQB how to pack the perfect bug out bag, perfect to keep by your door in case you need to flee a zombie attack in a jiffy!