This week marks my 9th anniversary as a blogger on this exceptional blog. In that time, WordPress has changed its blogging controls no less than 1,000,000,000 times. Joke’s on them because I never bother learning the updates anyway because I figure by the time I figure it out, they’ll change it.
I kid, I kid. Thank you WordPress for helping my voice reach out to no more and no less than exactly 3.5 readers.