No one reads my blog.
I say, no one reads my blog.
No one reads my blog!
No one reads my blog.
One day I got a dog.
And the dog did not read the blog.
So then I got a frog.
But the frog did not read the blog.
I live inside an existential fog.
Because no one reads my blog.
If a blog is not read in a forest,
Does it still exist?