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Top Ten TV Mothers

Happy Mothers’ Day, 3.5 readers. Without further ado, here’s my list of the Top Ten TV Mothers

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Super-Mom

Happy Mother’s Day, 3.5 readers.

Why are you reading this sad little blog for?  Why aren’t you out there, honoring the woman who squeezed you out of her cooter with a nice Mother’s Day brunch?

Sheesh.  I have to tell you people how to do everything.

Anyway, in honor of this fine day, I present to you, from BQB HQ in Fabulous East Randomtown, the Top Ten TV Mothers of All Time:

#10 – June Cleaver (Barbara Billingsley) – Leave it to Beaver

TV scholars may be able to tell me if there was a more prominent TV mother before June, but I do believe June was one of the first and so, she essentially started it all.  Ward always got his paper after work.  Beaver and Wally always got dinner.  June made it all happen, even while putting up with tomfoolery from Wally’s friend, Eddie Haskell.

#9 – Ruth…

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Daily Discussion with BQB – Why Are Hot Women Insane?

I am an avid news watcher and this is a strange phenomenon that happens often.

The news anchor will say, “Up next, a female teacher has been convicted of molesting a student…”

I immediately think, “Oh God, I bet she’s an ugly, hideous beast if she was chasing kids around…”

So then the commercials play and they show the teacher and like sometimes it’s a hideous beast but more often than not it’s like a hot chick who could just get any dude she wants so why she chases after students makes no sense.

Don’t get me wrong.  Any adult who molests a kid is an insane pervert psychopath who should be thrown in a dungeon and hanged upside down by their feet and given daily horse whippings…I’m just saying I don’t understand why the hot women just don’t like, go to a bar or just put their head out the window and yell, “I’m a hot chick!” and wait five minutes for 50 men to show up.

Oh well.  The world is insane.

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Types of Pie I Like

Key lime

Lemon meringue

Blueberry

Custard.  I actually like custard a lot and it’s sad you don’t see it as much as you should.

Strawberry

Shepherd’s pie

Apple pie

To the best of my knowledge, these are the types of pie that I like.  I cannot think of any other kinds of pie that I like at this time, though this is not an exclusive list.  What kind of pie do you like?

Things I Like On Tacos

Cheese

Sour cream

Salsa

Queso

Tomatoes

Lettuce

Onions

Jalapeños

Worcestershire sauce

Honey mustard

Ranch dressing

Olives

Pick de Gallo

Salt

Chocolate chips

Honey

Pancake syrup

Pancakes

Pizza

Other tacos that go inside the taco to make a taco full of tacos #mindblown

Spaghettios

Nougat

Krispy Kremes

Marzipan figurines carved into the likeness of Jenny McCarthy

Riboflavin

Mint lifesavers

Caramel

Ketchup

Rutabagas

Best Pickup Lines – #200-210

#201 – Girl, I’m going to rock your world.  But first, excuse me while I change my colostomy bag.  It’s full.

#202 – Bend over and let me come over.

#203 – I’m ridiculously potent.  In fact, I’ve impregnated over 350 women just by looking at them.  Come to think of it, you’ve probably got a bun in the oven right now.  Enjoy!

#204 – Did I just fart?  Yes.  Am I proud of it?  Most indeed.

#205 – Are you a stripper?  Can I catch you later? I’m all out of ones.

#206 – That’s not me.  That’s just a roll of quarters in my pocket. I’m going to do some laundry later.

#207 – If they can put a man on the moon then surely we can put this man in your poon.

#208 – Funny, I never would have looked at you twice a decade ago but in the last ten years I lost my job, my hair, my waistline and my pride so…let’s get down baby.

#209 – You, me and a jar of mayo makes three.

#210 – Come, my dear.  Let us spread our naked bodies with potato salad and writhe on the grass in the moonlight.

 

 

 

 

 

Play Rampage Online for Free!!!

Hey 3.5 readers.

BQB here.

I loved playing “Rampage” as a kid.  Well, if you’re like me and want to play it again…I’m surprised I missed this but as a promotion for the movie with “The Rock” a site was made that allows you to play the classic version of the game right in your web browser.

Punch buildings, eat humans, and go crazy as a giant gorilla, lizard or wolf:

PLAY RAMPAGE NOW!

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Voting is Open

Hey 3.5 readers.

Your old pal, BQB here.

TA Henry, one of the 3.5 readers of this fine blog (so the other 2.5, I hope, are listening), is a friend to this blog, even though she once threated to shove a rubber duck in my hindquarters. I forgave her. I thought it was big of me.

Hmm…come to think of it, she may have already done that. I’ve been oiling my chair because it’s been squeaking every time I sit down but now, come to think of it, that sound might not be coming from the chair.

Hmm….curious. Moving on, TA is up for an award and needs your vote, so I hope 2.5 of my 3.5 readers will go cast their vote post haste.

Read her blog post below for more details.

T.A. Henry

EEEEEEK!

My hands are shaking so hard I keep hitting the wrong keys. LOL.

This is the FIRST time I have been recognized for my work outside my loving friends and family. The FIRST time my work was held up by someone who makes their living judging books and who said this shit is good.

Every one says it’s a thrill just to be nominated. And it is. Beyond thrilling.

But imagine if I won?

To win, I need to get through to the finals. And that rests entirely on you, readers, voting for me.

Go over to indtale and vote for Ostrich Mentality in the Suspense/Thriller category

Ostrich Mentality ad from indtale

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BQB Does Kennedy Space Center

Alien Jones said it was primitive in comparison to his spaceship, but I was still impressed:

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BQB Does Universal Studios

Hey 3.5 readers. If you were in Orlando today and saw a nerd with a yeti and an alien then…that was some other nerd with an alien and a yeti.

Anyway enjoy this expertly taken photograph of Optimus Prime:

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