NAME: Bookshelf Q. Battle Dog
NICKNAME: BQBD
TITLE: Chief of Security of Bookshelf Battle Headquarters
BIOGRAPHY: Bookshelf Q. Battledog began life as a tiny papillion puppy, purchased in a batch of a hundred puppies purchased by the Advanced Science Institute of Science University to be used in a project led by Dr. Hugo Von Science to see whether or not it was possible to splice werewolf DNA into small dogs.
Dr. Hugo assured his students, one of whom was Bookshelf Q. Battler, that this project was “purely for scientific research purposes only and was in no one an attempt by him to spread chaos across the world by introducing an infestation of tiny, harmless looking killer dogs that no one would ever suspect.
BQB grew rather attached to the dog assigned to him and when the Dean of Science University nixed the project due to a lack of funding, he took his new friend home, made him his pet, gave him a name and put him to work guarding his massive compound.
Mr. Battler trained BQBD in the way of martial arts, which helped our noble canine become grounded and centered, embracing a zen lifestyle in which he only focuses his intense rage on intruders. He’s devoured over 200 trespassers to date.
In his spare time, he is a voracious reader and an amateur philosopher. BQB and BQBD often engage in worldly discussions of an intense academic nature.
BQBD mostly communicates through a series of barks and woofs, yet BQB can still understand him. Very occasionally, BQBD will actually speak English, though how he’s able to do so or why he doesn’t do it more often is unknown.
Bookshelf Battle 