Are You Watching the Olympics Opening Ceremonies?

Fireworks. Booty shaking. Q-Bert-esque Stage.  Athlete parade.

Makes me wish I’d played a sport when I was younger but no way Uncle Hardass was getting up at 3 a.m. to drive me to practice.

Is there really an Olympic trampoline event?

I wonder what other obscure events there are.

If there is an Olympic pizza eating competition I’m bringing home the gold in 2020, bitches.

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One thought on “Are You Watching the Olympics Opening Ceremonies?

  1. Jason says:

    Haha….oh if such competition was adopted for the Olympic games….I would join you

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