Dear 3.5 Readers,
I have decided this is all bullcrap and therefore I will quit my efforts at bloggery.
All those years ago when I started this fine blog, I did so because I thought I was a good writer. However, as it turns out, I was just expending existential gas and now I’m empty.
I have decided to watch the City Girls/Cardi B Twerk video for the rest of my life on a continuous loop. Yes, the one where they fill the yacht with twerking butts.
To fund this lifestyle, I have sold this blog to a South Korean media conglomerate. Does that mean this blog will change? Yes. A lot? Yes.
How will it be different? Well, before I used to opine quite a bit. But now, this blog will mostly be advertisements for squid candy. Mmm delicious squid candy.
Also, people in funny costumes dancing like Psy. While they sell squid candy.
By the way, when they bought this blog, they paid me in squid candy. Also, they bought all of you, paying me 3.5 boxes of squid candy per reader.
Enjoy the blog, 3.5. I’m off now to watch that twerk video for the rest of my life.