The following is a political advertisement…
Leo McKoy.
He likes to go on and on about how he once delivered a sandwich to Dawson’s Creek actor James Van Der Beek.
But did he?
Did he really?
Did any of you see Leo deliver a sandwich to James VDB?
Seems like there would have been at least one witness to corroborate the delivery of the aforementioned sandwich, but Bookshelf Q. Battler’s campaign staffers have not been able to find one single witness willing to testify that the sandwich in question was delivered or that James Van Der Beek ever even stepped foot into East Randomtown.
Why would a top notch actor like James Van Der Beek with a hit show on the WB, which was as good as it got in the 1990s, be bothered to with a chump burg like East Randomtown?
Further…can anyone even confirm that sandwiches exist?
If Leo McKoy would lie about sandwiches and delivering them to James Van Der Beek, then what else would he lie about?
Would he, for example….LIE ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE’S A DAMN ROBOT?
That’s right, 3.5 readers. Leo McKoy has to be a damn robot, most like constructed by some evil organization, to conquer East Randomtown and take advantage of all East Randomtownians because they are so stupid.
Bookshelf Q. Battler saw Leo McKoy get eaten by a pack of wild zombies during the zombie apocalypse that struck the town last year.
The real Leo McKoy was turned into zombie poop long ago.
Don’t vote for a damn robot.
PAID FOR THE COMMITTEE TO CONVINCE YOU THAT LEO MCKOY IS A GIANT SCHMUCK FACE AND ALSO A DAMN ROBOT AND HE’S PROBABLY LYING ABOUT MEETING JAMES VAN DER BEEK AND/OR DELIVERING HIM A SANDWICH, IF SANDWICHES EVEN EXIST, BECAUSE WE’RE PRETTY SURE THEY DON’T.
Bookshelf Battle 