By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire

Bleh!
Yes, that’s right 3.5 readers. Anything that is somehow related to silver can defeat a vampire so if you live in a disgusting, bug infested apartment then congratulations! Vampires will go nowhere near it because they do not want to be accosted by silverfish.
Silverfish are truly the vampire hunters of the insect world, bleh.