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Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Oh my God.  It’s so horrible. It’s on TV right now.  I meant to watch it for a minute and ended up sucked in for the whole thing.  I saw it when it came out but forgot how terrible it is.

Kinda makes me feel bad that it is a 10 year old movie now.  Seems like it just came out.

God.  It has all the feel of a cheesy old fashioned horror movie with people dying gratuitously and hilariously.

Samuel L. Jackson is the hero and he probably just showed up and cashed the check and was like screw it I can yell at these f%&king snakes for awhile.

There’s a nerdy snake scientist who scoffs at everyone else’s lack of snake knowledge.

And they have to take pictures of the snakes and send them to the scientist so he can identify them and tell them what to do but they work extra hard to explain how one woman has a camera in her cell phone because not everyone had that 10 years ago.

Juliana Margulies is in it.  I do miss her.  Well, I guess she’s on the Good Wife TV show now but I don’t watch that.  She used to be in movies all the time.

That guy who plays the sports dude on Anchorman (Ron Burgundy movies) plays the pilot.

Kenan Thompson has a big role on it.  Yes, the goofy guy from Saturday Night Live.

So many CGI snakes.  There’s a Snakes on a Plane music video during the ending credits.  It’s a song about Snakes on a Plane.

Oh God it is so awful that it is good but it just goes to show that the idea in your head that seems so stupid might just be a winner.

Because honestly, if snakes were on a plane, I assume everyone would act as stupidly and horribly as everyone does in this movie.

Say it with me!  “I’m tired of these mother%$king snakes on this mother%$king plane!”

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