Happy Sunday 3.5 Readers.
Your old pal BQB here.
Out of the 50 United States (and feel free to add the territories into the mix if you like) which one would be the best to ride out a zombie apocalypse in?
Alternatively, which one would be the worst state to battle the undead in?
I suppose thanks to The Walking Dead we know Georgia is a good zombie battleground. Lots of trees to hide under. Lots of rednecks who’ve been practicing their shooting skills on squirrels in their backyards in the hopes that some shit like this would go down.
But I think I will go with Hawaii. Theoretically, I could put my back to the ocean and at least have one area where I know I don’t have to worry about protecting.
Then again if zombies swarm the beach, I’m left with nowhere to run.
I assume there will be coconuts, macademia nuts, and pineapples I can feast on though.
The worst state I think would be Alaska. Indeed, there will also be many helpful rednecks and rugged outdoorsmen to lend a hand.
However, it’s cold as shit and dark all the time so that makes for an unpleasant zombie fighting environment. The cold and the dark would eventually wear you down, whereas they would not have any effect on evil hideous zombies.
What say you, 3.5 readers? Best state and worst state to be in during a zombie apocalypse.
Other Possibilities:
BEST STATE – California. Head to LA, for there will be plenty of zombie costumes to grab from studio wardrobes. Put one on and blend right in. Also, so many people filled with silicone parts and botox the zombies might spend all day trying to chew through them to no avail allowing you ample time to escape.
WORST STATE – Vermont. Too many hippies. They’ll want to befriend the zombies and invite them to their next protest.
Or feel free to do cities:
BEST CITY – Detroit. From your 90 year old grandma to your friendly neighborhood street gang, everyone is already packing like 12 guns, so there will be plenty of weaponry to spare. Caveat – the humans might shoot you before the zombies get to you.
WORST CITY – New York, although it depends on which part you’re in. Brooklyn and/or Bronx residents will give the zombies what for. Meanwhile, if you’re in Manhattan, it’s mostly tourists and people dressed up as off brand cartoon characters. Some bum dressed up like Schmelmo (instead of Elmo) in the hopes you’ll give him a dollar to have your picture taken with him will not be much help during a zompoc.
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