Daily Archives: March 6, 2015

Unfinished Business Stock Photos

Stock photos.  They’re bland.  They’re boring.  But they’re free.  As bloggers, we can’t beat free, so we use them all the time.

The good folks behind the movie Unfinished Business (starring Vince Vaughn, Tom Wilkinson, and Dave Franco, a 20th Century Fox comedy about three men from three different generations on a business trip, in theaters today March 6) have put out a set of free business stock photos as a fun promotion for the film.

Naturally, I figured I’d use them to illustrate the intense planning that goes on behind the scenes here at the Bookshelf Battle.

"My projections show that bookshelfbattle.com will have 20.5 readers by the end of this decade!"

“My projections show that bookshelfbattle.com will have 20.5 readers by the end of this decade!”

"Gentlemen, educating the masses about classic literature is all well and good but I think we might have to toss in some jokes about yeti punching to keep people interested."

“Gentlemen, educating the masses about classic literature is all well and good but I think we might have to toss in some jokes about yeti punching to keep people interested.”

Photos courtesy of iStock by Getty Images.  As part of the promotion for Unfinished Business, iStock will release a new set of stock images featuring the characters of the newly released Vince Vaughn comedy every week for the next few weeks.  It looks funny and Bookshelf Q. Battler encourages his 3.5 readers to see it.  iStock is a great website, so check it out.

As a marketing tool, what do you think?  Seems ingenious to me.  For the cost of a few free photos, people will be talking and posting about this movie for awhile.

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Additional Scenarios that Will Not Prevent Me From My One Post a Day Challenge

I continue to interview myself about how I would finagle my way out of hypothetical situations in order to my comply with my promise to my 3.5 readers to post once a day for the year of 2015.

QUESTION:  Highlanders.

ANSWER:  Give me a break.  You’re not even trying.

QUESTION:  What?  They are immortal.  Inside them flows the blood of kings.

ANSWER:  Everyone knows that a Highlander’s weakness lies within its head.  I’d just behead any and all Highlanders standing between me and my computer and post away.  Honestly, if you’re going to come at me with this crap, at least bring your A game.

QUESTION:  A billion dollars to stop posting.

ANSWER:  That’s tricky.  I would like to have a billion dollars.

QUESTION:  Ha!  See?

ANSWER:  No.  I’d refuse.  I care too much about the respect of my 3.5 readers.

QUESTION:  You are wrapped up like a mummy, but with duct tape, instead of bandages, and left for dead in the middle of the Mojave Desert.

ANSWER:  I have various mental powers:  telepathy, telekinesis, I can read minds, and project my thoughts into the brains of others.  I can also use these powers to control animals.  I would command a pack of wild armadillos to pick me up and bring me to the nearest watering hole, recruit a citizen to assist me in breaking my duct tape bonds, and then  I will then commandeer said citizen’s vehicle under a claim of “Official Book Blogger Business!”  I will then post upon reaching civilization.

QUESTION:  A tree falls on you, pinning you to the ground with its mighty weight.  Your computer is out of your grasp.

ANSWER:  I use telekinesis to lift the tree off of me.

QUESTION:  Your computer is stolen by a sasquatch.

ANSWER:  No problem.  To date, no sasquatch has crossed me and lived to tell the tale.

QUESTION:  Chuck Norris will fight you if you post again.

ANSWER:  He will lose.  I taught him everything he knows.

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BREAKING NERD NEWS

Various news channels are reporting that Harrison Ford, the actor who played two icons of nerd culture, Han Solo and Indiana Jones, has been seriously injured after a plane crash.

I will continue to report or you can just turn on the television.  You know what?  Just turn on your television.  Seriously, nerds.  I can’t do everything for you.

May the force be with you, Han.  Whatever your hokey religion may be, let us all pray for our favorite scruffy looking nerf herder.

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