Alien Jones taking your questions and plunging your books, blogs, project etc. Do you have a question for the Esteemed Brainy One, He of the Unlimited Supply of Grey Matter?
Tweet your questions to @bookshelfbattle, leave them in the comments on bookshelfbattle.com, or on Bookshelf Battle Google Plus page.
Your question can be as trivial as pop culture or as heady as the greatest questions of life imaginable. What will Kim Kardashian wear next or why are we all here?
Alien Jones, on a mission from the Mighty Potentate to raise Earth’s collective intelligence level one question at a time.
Greetings Earth Losers.
Alien Jones here, beaming the answers to the great questions of the universe straight to your laptops, cell phones, iPads, Kindle Fires, Samsung Galaxies, and yes, even to you oddballs who still cling to your blackberries, desperately trying to party like it’s 2003.
First, let us address the proverbial elephant in the room. Our esteemed Blogger-in-Chief, one Mr. Bookshelf Q. Battler, has been taken captive by the Siberian Yeti, after having his compound overtaken by the same aforementioned ne’er-do-well snow monster.
Truly, this is a sad state of affairs. Already, I anticipate your first, second, and third questions:
Q. Alien Jones, you are the most badass alien in the universe, a master of all manner of lethal technologies and advanced weaponry. Surely, you can remove a Yeti from Bookshelf Battle HQ.
A. Certainly I could. However, have you ever heard of Star Trek’s “prime directive?” In…
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