Bookshelf Q. Battler, Mayor of East Randomtown here.
Just an update on East Randomtonian Harvey Smotchenbocker, who is participating in the 10K Flatulence Competition at the Olympic Games in Rio.
Flatulence is one of the lesser known games but every gold medal counts.
Harvey has checked in. He is reporting that he is getting in some last minute training for his big day later this week. Filling up on all sorts of gaseous foods. I have nothing but faith in him.
Stay tuned for more updates.