More Offensive Halloween Costumes

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3.5 readers it is important to remember this Halloween that your costume could offend anyone at any time.  Here are some more costumes to avoid and why they are offensive:

Transformer – Offensive to anyone who has ever wanted to make a big change in life.  Only wear if you have transformed into something else.

Butterfly – Offensive.  Assumes the caterpillar was never beautiful.  Why did you pick the butterfly over the caterpillar you looks obsessed prick?

Hamburger – Offensive to hungry people.  Also, cows.

Sexy Anything – Offensive to people who are sexy.

Chicken – offensive to poultry

Homer Simpson – Offensive to cartoon people

Ninja – Offensive to Japanese.  Also, ancient assassins.

Skeleton – Offensive to skinny people.  Also, skeletons.

The Mad Hatter – Offensive to the mentally unstable.  Also, professional hat makers.

Mobster – Offensive to Italians.  However, do not assume that all Italians are mobsters.  Just assume they will be offended.

Mad Scientist – Offensive to the insane and also scientists.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle – Only wear if you are 1) a teenager 2) a mutant 3 a ninja and 4) a turtle.  I don’t care what your 14 year old son says.  Being a teenage without the other three boxes checked is not enough,.

 

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