3.5 readers it is important to remember this Halloween that your costume could offend anyone at any time. Here are some more costumes to avoid and why they are offensive:
Transformer – Offensive to anyone who has ever wanted to make a big change in life. Only wear if you have transformed into something else.
Butterfly – Offensive. Assumes the caterpillar was never beautiful. Why did you pick the butterfly over the caterpillar you looks obsessed prick?
Hamburger – Offensive to hungry people. Also, cows.
Sexy Anything – Offensive to people who are sexy.
Chicken – offensive to poultry
Homer Simpson – Offensive to cartoon people
Ninja – Offensive to Japanese. Also, ancient assassins.
Skeleton – Offensive to skinny people. Also, skeletons.
The Mad Hatter – Offensive to the mentally unstable. Also, professional hat makers.
Mobster – Offensive to Italians. However, do not assume that all Italians are mobsters. Just assume they will be offended.
Mad Scientist – Offensive to the insane and also scientists.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle – Only wear if you are 1) a teenager 2) a mutant 3 a ninja and 4) a turtle. I don’t care what your 14 year old son says. Being a teenage without the other three boxes checked is not enough,.