What a strange new world, 3.5 readers.
Gotta be honest, I was outraged for 3.5 seconds until I realized the Miss America pageant was basically spanking material for lonely men in a time when there wasn’t any Internet porn. Now that there’s Internet porn, there’s no reason to watch it.
I mean, really, when was the last time you watched it? I haven’t watched it in many moons.
Ehh, let’s be honest though. It’s not like they’re going to remove the swimsuit portion and then suddenly give it to some smart scientist woman who has a big brain but looks like Rosie O’Donnell or something.
They’ll just give it to the hottest chick in the evening wear competition.
I actually wonder if they’re doing this because Trump is president now and wasn’t he the big beauty pageant mogul for awhile? I don’t remember exactly if he had any sway over Miss America but maybe when he was working in entertainment, casinos, the hot chick model industry, he might have been able to put his two cents in and put the kibosh on this tomfoolery. Giving up power over the hot babe modeling industry to become the leader of the free world. Sheesh. Way to prioritize, Donald.
What say you, 3.5 readers? My feeling is either it’s an antiquated contest where women compete like cattle at the county fair livestock auction and should be retired or otherwise keep it, but let’s not pretend it’s like a great competition of intelligence and talent when the hottest chick is just going to win anyway.
Americans really do love their BS.