Hey 3.5 readers.
Hold onto your butts. I’m so proud to announce that the third draft of Toilet Gator, the best novel ever written about an alligator who eats people while they are pooping, begins today. I hope this will be the last draft needed and then I’ll be able to get it to the editor later this summer.
I just hope I will be able to remain humble when the literary awards start coming my way.