Daily Archives: October 6, 2020

The No One Reads My Blog Song

No one reads my blog!

Oh, no one reads my blog uh uh og.

No one reads my blog!

Oh no one reads my blog uh uh og.

Why won’t anyone read my blog?

Why does anyone do anything?

Why won’t anyone read my blog?

If you have to ask then you know why!

Oh my blog is read by only 3.5 people,

and that is a very generous estimate.

Really when I blog I am shouting into the vast vacuum of outer space.

My blog is so poorly read that the mob could have hidden Jimmy Hoffa on my site and no one would know!

Oh my blog! No one reads it!

But maybe they will some day.

Not everyone is lucky enough to have 3.5 readers.

So at least I have that anyway.

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