Daily Archives: December 9, 2021

Cheap Computers vs. Expensive Computers

Hey 3.5 readers.

Your old pal BQB here.

The last few computers I bought were expensive and sure enough, they all kicked the bucket within 2-3 years.

This time around, I bought a cheap computer and I gotta be honest, I’m noticing zero difference. Like I always bought expensive computers with all the bells and whistles and the high RAM and the extra expansion slot. “OMG WELL WTF OF COURSE I NEED THE EXTRA EXPANSION SLOT! WHAT IF I’M UP LATE ONE NIGHT AND NEED TO STICK TWO SOMETHINGS INTO AN EXPANSION SLOT BUT I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE LOUSY EXPANSION SLOT?!”

So I figure I have been duped by Big Tech all these years. I’m happy with this cheap ass computer and I understand it will probably break in 2-3 years but that’s fine, because I won’t have spent that much.

Honestly, I’m almost thinking about buying a second cheap ass computer so I have one for upstairs and one for downstairs because I’m a lazy schmuck face and then I won’t have to go up or down stairs when I need a computer and it isn’t on the same floor.

This is revolutionary. Seriously, when it comes to computers and women, always go cheap because they will inevitably break down on you within 2-3 years and you’ll be glad you didn’t waste all that money.

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