:::sung to the tune of the original Mary Did You Know?:::
Mary did you know, that your baby, would one day walk on water?
You probably didn’t know, until I mansplained it to you, because you’re not a son, you are a daughter.
Women do not understand things, until men tell them how to do it.
So, come along Mary, and I’ll be glad to talk you through it.
Mary, did you know, your baby boy is the Lord of All Creation?
Mary did you know, your baby boy, is the King of All the Nations?
No, you did not know, until a man like me, exercised his powers of persuasion.
So, sit back Mary and be educated by my man-spla-nation.
Mary did you know, your baby boy, absolved mankind of all its sins?
Mary did you know? Of course, you didn’t. I’ve got the Y chromosome so I already win.
Mary did you know? The obvious fact, that you’re pregnant with the Son of God?
OK Mary please, just smile and nod. Placate me so I don’t feel like a fraud.
Mary did you know? Of course, you didn’t. Without men, women don’t know a thing.
So, gather around and together we will sing…Mary did you know?