By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Bleh!
Vampires are big time drunks. We can’t hold our liquor.
Always keep some frosty brews in your fridge.
Toss a vampire a cold one and he’ll stop attacking you and instead he’ll just get drunk and plop down on your couch and have a sing-a-long with you.
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