#31WaysToDefeatAVampire – Way #21 – Beer

By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire



Vampires are big time drunks.  We can’t hold our liquor.

Always keep some frosty brews in your fridge.

Toss a vampire a cold one and he’ll stop attacking you and instead he’ll just get drunk and plop down on your couch and have a sing-a-long with you.

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2 thoughts on “#31WaysToDefeatAVampire – Way #21 – Beer

  1. PHS says:

    Reblogged this on Archer's Aim and commented:
    99 Bottles of…

  2. Mae Clair says:

    I wonder what songs they like 🙂

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