Hey 3.5 Readers,
I didn’t think the most recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was that good, but the trailer for the sequel looks like its going to make up for it.
What say you, 3.5?
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Yeti Krabs!
So, the other day I’m flipping through the channels and what do I find:
Yeti Krabs! (a character on Nickelodeon’s Spongebob Squarepants)
BQB: The Yeti! Are you seeing this? I’m a trendsetter! I start talking about Yetis on my blog and suddenly everyone has Yeti fever!
THE YETI: Roar roar. Check your ego at the door. No one reads your stupid blog.
BQB: Thanks Yeti. I can always count on you to keep me grounded.
Curious, I googled “yeti krabs” to discover this:
Yeti Krab!
BQB: The Yeti! Are you serious? Yeti Krabs are real? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT YETI KRABS ARE REAL?!
THE YETI: You didn’t ask. They are our tiny, furry, pinchy cousins and are angrier than we are.
BQB: That’s pretty angry, since you literally rip Bookshelf Battle HQ apart every day. I feel like all I ever do is clean up after you anymore.
THE YETI: I am Oscar to your Felix. Roar.
Well anyway folks, it feels like this blog has been all about yetis lately so all I can say is keep those twitter follows coming because I’m 140 away from giving this snow beast his walking papers.
THE YETI: It will never happen. I’ve seen rocks with moss growing on them that are funnier than you are.
BQB: Shut up, The Yeti.
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