By: Jake Dashing, Official Bookshelf Battle Blog Private Investigator
Facebook. It’s an invention my middle twentieth century mind will never be able to wrap itself around. A bunch of yahoos with unlimited reserves of time blabbering on about what they had for lunch, what they’re having for dinner, offering their unsolicited political opinions, and forcing you to look at their vacation photos and pictures of their hideous children.
Not for nothing, but back in my day, if you ran around town demanding that everyone look at your photo album and listen to the most mundane, trivial aspects of your life, you were considered a grade a square.
But times have changed.
If you’re on Zuckerberg’s thing-a-ma-jig, stop by the Pop Culture Mysteries page and toss a like Battler’s way.
And if you millennial folk don’t have as much pep in your step as the greatest generation and you’re too lazy to click that link above on your beep boop machine, you can always get there later by logging onto Facebook and searching for “Pop Culture Mysteries.”
Don’t ask me what any of that means. I was told to say that by that delicious dish, Delilah K. Donnelly, and when that leggy dame barks, yours truly inquires as to how high.
Someday I hope someone will explain to me what all this nonsense means. Until then, help Battler out. Or don’t. If you ask me, that cat’s a bag and a half of schmucks and then some, so its no skin off my potato, Jack.
Bookshelf Battle 
This whole blog entry was laugh out loud funny 🙂 The private investigator does sound like a detective from the 20th century, who is not caught up yet with 21st century technology like the Internet (i.e. facebook as the website) Anyway, keep up the great work as always 🙂