Daily Archives: August 5, 2016

Undead Man’s Hand – Chapter 30

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That afternoon, Jack sat in Aunt Lu’s cafe, sulking in defeat.

His body ached all over. He had a black eye. His face was bruised. Two teeth were gone. His chest was sore. It hurt to do anything – literally, anything.

All he wanted to do was go home and sleep forever but he lacked the energy to face another one of his father’s angry tirades.

So there he sat, nursing a cup of coffee as he read his favorite book.

A longstanding question has plagued the public discourse. How many men have met their doom at the end of Hickok’s pistol?

Hickok himself puts the figure at well over a hundred, though he admits that when he reached one hundred, he stopped counting.

Various officers of the law have all confirmed that the count must indeed be over one hundred.

One hundred defeated opponents. Surely, when one considers the mathematics at hand, it must be concluded that Hickok has cheated that statistical odds.

This writer put it in layman’s terms and posed a question to Hickok. “Simply put, how is it that you’ve been able to shoot so many men without any one of them ever putting a shot into you?”

Mr. Hickok’s response? “I could tell you it was practice, and to a certain extent it was. I spend more time training in the art of gun play than the average man. And I could also tell you it is experience. Get yourself in enough gun fights and sooner or later you’ll come to understand what a desperado is going to do before he does it himself. But when it really comes down to it, it’s all a matter of will. I wanted to live more than the other guy. Thus, I fought harder and smarter than the other guy.”

“Fight harder and smarter than the other guy,” Jack mumbled to himself.

The young man pondered that quote for awhile until he spotted Ginny. She was buying a sandwich wrapped in paper from Aunt Lu and even this simple sight was enough to make Jack’s heart skip a beat.

He followed her out into the road.

“Ginny.”

“Uggh,” Ginny replied without even an attempt to mask her disgust. “I don’t have time to dilly dally, Jack. Father sent me to fetch his lunch for him and he’ll be very cross with me if I’m late.”

“I know,” Jack said. “Did you see the fight?”

“What a stupid question,” Ginny said. “You saw me there. You didn’t see me with my eyes clothes. Ergo, I saw the fight.”

“Right,” Jack replied.

“Are you ever going to quit?” Ginny asked. “Boxing doesn’t suit you.”

“I don’t want to,” Jack said. “Buck says I have to.”

“Thank goodness,” Ginny said. “At least someone has some sense.”

The duo walked together in silence for awhile.

“What will you do now?” Ginny asked.

“I was uh…umm..” Jack cleared his throat.

“What’s wrong with you?” Ginny snapped.

“Nothing,” Jack said. “I was just, you know…thinking about becoming a gunfighter.”

Ginny stopped. “A what?”

“A gunfighter,” Jack replied. “It’s better than being a prizefighter. You don’t have to be bigger than the other guy. You just have to know how to shoot better than he can.”

Ginny stared at Jack. Her face was expressionless.

“I’ll be just like Wild Bill Hickok,” Jack said as he pointed to the cover of his book.

And with that, Ginny could no longer hold back her laughter. She covered her mouth with her hand to stifle her amusement but she couldn’t help it.

“You?” Ginny asked. “Be just like Wild Bill Hickok?”

“What?” Jack asked indignantly. “It could happen! Everybody who is a somebody started out as a nobody you know.”

Jack winced as Ginny brushed her hand against his sore face. “Ooo…sorry.”

She took her hand away. “Jack, you must stop filling your head with such nonsense.”

“It’s not nonsense,” Jack said.

“Whatever it is, I can’t be bothered with it anymore,” Ginny said as she walked away.

“Wait,” Jack said as he put a hand on Ginny’s arm, only for it to be immediately shaken off.

“No,” Ginny protested. “No, Jack! Now I don’t know how many different ways I can tell you but we are over so stop asking. Father has put his foot down on this subject.”

“You don’t have to do what your father tells you,” Jack said.

“And who will take care of me if I don’t?” Ginny asked. “A moron with stars in his eyes who wants to be a prizefighter, and now a gunfighter, anything but a man who just puts in an honest day’s work?”

Jack’s eyes welled up.

“Oh,” Ginny said. “Jack, you’re very sweet but father is right. I’m nineteen and still a single maid. I’m already considered by every eligible bachelor to be a reclusive spinster and if I’m ever to find an accomplished man I simply can’t be seen about town with the likes of you. Good day!”

“But Ginny…”

“Good day!”

Jack watched as the woman he loved walked out of his life. He then walked into the nearest saloon, ordered a shot of whiskey and opened up his book.

“Women will drive you crazy if you let them,” Bill said. “The thing to remember is just when you feel like you’ll never be able to love another woman ever again, another woman will surely come waltzing her way right into your life.”

“I’m not so sure about that Bill Hickok,” Jack mumbled.

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Undead Man’s Hand – Chapter 29

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Otto was a monster. Bulging, rippling muscles. Thick red beard. And his arms? When his right hook connected to Jack’s face, it was as if he’d just been smacked with a tree trunk.

The kid was dizzy now. He was seeing double. Blood, sweat and tears dripped into his eyes. He could barely see it but he sensed it. Another wallop coming his way.

Jack dodged. Slowly, his vision came back to him. He blocked another punch with his forearms. It left his arms feeling as though a polar bear had just tried to rip them off, but at least his face was spared further abuse.

The crowd was out of control. They cheered wildly, urging Otto to pummel Jack to death. Who can blame them really? There wasn’t much else in the way of entertainment in Deadwood.

Jack spotted Ginny. She didn’t look particularly concerned…or interested…just bored. Alas, the distraction was just what Otto needed to land a clobbering blow to Jack’s jaw.

Every one of Jack’s teeth mashed together as the kid went down for the count. Buck, who served as both fight promoter and referee, stepped into the ring and counted.

“1…2…3…”

Oh how women make men do stupid things. Motivated solely by his unrequited love for Ginny, Jack’s legs twitched. He put one hand on the fence.

“…4…5…6…” Buck looked down at the victim.

“Stay down, kid,” he whispered out of the corner of his mouth.

Too late. Jack was up. Barely. His knees buckled. His body shook all over. But he balled up his fists and took a fighter’s stance.

Otto laughed. “Come on,” the giant said as he pounded his chest. “I’ll give you a free one.”

Jack soared his fist into Otto’s chest. It felt like he’d just punched a brick wall.

Otto responded with an uppercut that lifted Jack three feet into the air until he slammed to the ground below.

This time he was out. Buck started in on the ten count. When he reached nine, Jack stirred just a bit until his body gave out on him.

Buck raised Otto’s hand high in the air for the whole crowd to see. “Otto Ziegler, ladies and gentlemen! The reigning champion!”

Otto bowed and collected his cheers as Buck bent over to whisper in Jack’s ear. “Thus ends your whirlwind career in pugilism, kid. Get up and get the hell out of here.”

Buck tucked a five dollar bill into Jack’s pants pocket.

“And don’t say I never gave you anything.”

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Jet Li’s Fearless

Couldn’t sleep last night so I caught half of this on cable. I’d seen it a long time ago. It came out in 2006.

Chinese film with English subtitles.

Story of Hua Yuanjia (though I suspect maybe a mix of myth, legend and some facts), founder of the Jingwu Sports Federation.

Quick version – as a boy, Hua’s father was a great fighter.  He lets a defeated opponent live. Said opponent thanks Hua’s father by killing him anyway.

Thus, Hua becomes very cold. He grows up to become a great, undefeated champion with hundreds of students who train under him.

He becomes very cocky and arrogant, unwilling to listen to reason. Convinced that his father had made a mistake, he refuses to ever show his opponents mercy.

I don’t know if I should spoil it any further.  Suffice to say, his cockiness leads him down a dark path, a terrible tragedy occurs, he atones and then eventually returns to the ring to fight for China.

It’s basically a good story about learning to turn the other cheek, that revenge isn’t always the best option, that people can fight and fight but eventually if there is to ever be peace, someone must back down and the act of backing down can in and of itself be considered a noble action.

See it.  Good stuff.  Thank you. This has been Bookshelf Q. Battler, world’s greatest nerd.

 

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Are You Going to Watch the Olympics?

And if so, what sport are you interested in?

 

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