It’s a happy day here in East Randomtown, 3.5 readers.
East Randomtown resident Harvey Smotchenbocker has won the gold in the Olympic 10K Flatulence competition.
For those not familiar with the sport of 10K flatulence, that means that Harvey and the other contestants competed in a race in which they had to propel themselves for 10,000 meters through nothing but their flatulence.
Harvey was the first to cross the finish line, making his hometown and country proud.
USA! USA! USA!
I’ll tell you, this is truly a public relations coup for East Randomtown.
Up until now East Randomtown’s most famous citizens were:
- Me (BQB) for my blog that attracts the attention of 3.5 readers.
- Leo McKoy, who claims to have delivered a sandwich to Dawson’s Creek star James Van Der Beek
- The late Doug Hauser, who once appeared as an extra for thirty seconds in a 1980s cop drama. Alas, he was eaten by zombies last year during the East Randomtown zombie apocalypse.
God bless you, Harvey, you’ve done us proud.