…so here is a picture of a toilet. I am going to flush this horrible blog that only 3.5 people read down this toilet. Then I will be without the stress of operating a blog that is read by only 3.5 people.
What is stressing you out 3.5 readers? Feel free to flush in the comments.
The scene of the crime.
Bookshelf Battle 
Och don’t do that! I feel the same sometimes (well most of the time) but my blog is for me so even though I have found it hard to keep up with because of home stuff, I know in the near future it will really help me when my life becomes more settled. I hope you continue to blog for the readers yes but mostly for yourself x
Honestly, I just do this in the hope it will make me enough money to fill BQB HQ with lots of hot chicks but at this point that scheme seems unlikely.
Has it not worked yet? Surely your place is swarming with the lassies.
Perhaps, maybe you need a neon window sign to add to your scheme? You know, hit it from the net and the street?
Just have to wait for the big Toilet Gator check to come in