An Open Letter to Harvey Weinstein

Dear Harvey,

Check it, bro. I know times look tough right now what with the exposure of your perversions and all but I’d still be willing to work with you.

In fact, if you green light a Toilet Gator movie, I will totally come up to your hotel room and watch you take a shower and masterbate.

I’m totes serious dude. Just watch though. No participation. I have my dignity.

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