A good glass of wine is supposed to be relaxing, unless you’re sharing a bottle with a Montressor. Damn, that family of dicks won’t let anything good.
But there’s a lesson in this dickishness, 3.5 listeners, for if you act like a dick, you never know how badly your dickish ways have upset someone – so much, in fact that this person might lay in wait, plotting an intricate, fiendish plan of revenge against you…muah ha ha!
And you’d never know it because if you’re as obtuse as Fortunato, you’d probably think whatever dumbass thing you said to your pal Montressor is all water under the bridge by now.
We’re never told what the slight was that turned Montressor into a homicidal mad man. Then again, it’s doubtful that Fortunato could have done anything that merited being walled off in a tomb and left to suffer and rot while still alive.
Is there a method to Poe’s madness? Montressor avenges his family against Fortunato’s slight. Worse, the evil narrator accomplishes his goals – a) he Fortunato, but makes Fortunato suffer and makes him aware that he, Montressor did him in b) Montressor is not caught c) fifty years later, Montressor, as an old man, has lived a full life and now he can make the world aware of his supposed genius, how he masterfully killed Fortunato without getting caught. One assumes the narrator is so old now that jail would matter little to him. He’s lived most of his life as a free man so now he can boast of the evil deed he is most proud of to the world.
We see a lot of foreshadowing and ways in which Montressor plays on Fortunato’s ignorance and pride. Montressor gets Fortunato liquored up, lulls his victim into assuming safety by asking him to leave the dumb under feigned fears of the old man’s health and insults Fortunate’s pride by suggesting Luchesi, Fortunato’s rival in the world of wine tasting, be the one who give the thumbs up or down to the amontillado.
Was there even a cask of amontillado to begin with? Oh Monty, you devious prick.
Is it better to seek revenge, or as Jesus would advise, to turn the other cheek? Alas, Montressor doesn’t seem to suffer for his revenge, though he might suffer in reputation as you, the reader, end up fearing and hopefully looking down at him, right? Honestly, if you walked away from this story think Montressor is a good role model to emulate, you might need some counseling my friend.
Keep in mind that Fortunato isn’t just dressed as a fool, he is one. He’s prideful and into himself and easily manipulated by appeals to his narcissism. The idea that his rival wine taster might be consulted him makes him lose his senses.
Sometimes people are dicks…and sometimes these dicks will insult you. They act like fools when they do, they have already damaged their reputations by being rude to you. Often, when a person insults you, it is less about you and more about them, about their need to prop themselves up by dragging you down, feeling better by giving you a verbal kick to the ribs.
Montressor would tell you to get revenge but I mean, yeah we aren’t in Montessor’s day so you’ll totally get caught and even if you don’t get caught, you’ll be torn apart inside over the horror you committed and if you are like Montressor and don’t feel bad about it then yeah, again, seeking counseling for your screws are loose.
What say you, 3.5 listeners?