Huzzah, 3.5 readers!
The Bookshelf Battle Cast lives! Yes, on this fine blog, I’ll be reviewing pop cultural happenings, attempting to be funny, and telling you all about my adventures as a magic bookshelf caretaker, yeti fighter and so on.
The podcast will be very different. I am very, very far from being the world’s greatest vocal talent, so I’ll be playing it straight. Each episode, I’ll be reading a piece of public domain literature. After you listen to me read it in my mush mouth voice, stop by this incredible blog for a discussion and study questions.
FYI – apologies. I’m new to this. There were some technical difficulties. I said I’d let my spokeswoman tell you all about who I am, but for some reason, Garageband did not like that file. It became a big production to try to re-record the podcast, so I’ll try to figure out that for the next one. Forgive me people, I’m learning as I go.
Oh well. Check out what my spokeswoman would have said here:
In Stave 1 – “Marley’s Ghost” we begin with a classic line in literature – “Marley was dead to begin with. Scrooge pops the joyous bubble of his nephew and local charity collectors, only to be warned by the ghost of his fellow usurer Jacob Marley that if he doesn’t change his ways, he’ll be a ghost too, forced to trudge the world with chains attached to him, lamenting the life he wasted on counting coins instead of helping the less fortunate.
#1 – Dickens really, really, really wants the reader to know up front that Jacob Marley is dead, engaging in humor to insist, almost to a ridiculous degree, that he’s dead. What’s the point of that?
#2 – Scrooge’s nephew states to his uncle that there are things that exist that bring him no monetary profit, but they make his life better just the same. Christmas, says the nephew, is one of those things. Is the nephew a positive thinker, a man who knows how to build spiritual wealth, or do you side with Scrooge, i.e. the wealth in your piggy bank is all that matters? Can you think of some things that don’t bring you a monetary profit but still enrich your life? Would you give those things up in order to make more money? Can money buy happiness?
#3 – The charity collectors attempt to separate Scrooge from some of his dough, arguing that men of means have a duty to provide aid and comfort to the poor. Scrooge counters with the claim that he supports prisons, union workhouses and so on (through taxes) and thus doesn’t owe the poor anything else. What say you? Are taxes enough, or should people with bucks to spare share them with the poor as well?
#4 – Jacob Marley is a ghost. Chains and cash boxes and other monetary related devices are attached to him. He must drag them around wherever he goes. Further, Jacob spent his life never venturing past the counting-house, collecting money and ignoring the plight of the poor. His punishment, like the punishment of the many souls Scrooge sees outside, is that in death, he must wander the world, seeing all the things he could have experienced and enjoyed in life, but now is unable to do so because he’s dead.
Will you be a ghost one day? That’s a bigger discussion. You will be old one day though…and your body will eventually give out on you. When you’re old and gray and your knees fail, your body gives up and it exhausts you to walk more than five feet, what will you wish you had done in your youth?
CHALLENGE: Make a list of things you want to do before it’s too late to enjoy them…then DO THEM! Picture your afterlife as a Jacob Marley-esque ghost, forced to drag chains and wander the world. What would you like to see and do so that, if you ever become such a ghost, you can be happy knowing you got to do those things when you were alive?
Thanks for listening, 3.5 listeners. The second stave will be out as soon as possible.