#201 – Girl, I’m going to rock your world. But first, excuse me while I change my colostomy bag. It’s full.
#202 – Bend over and let me come over.
#203 – I’m ridiculously potent. In fact, I’ve impregnated over 350 women just by looking at them. Come to think of it, you’ve probably got a bun in the oven right now. Enjoy!
#204 – Did I just fart? Yes. Am I proud of it? Most indeed.
#205 – Are you a stripper? Can I catch you later? I’m all out of ones.
#206 – That’s not me. That’s just a roll of quarters in my pocket. I’m going to do some laundry later.
#207 – If they can put a man on the moon then surely we can put this man in your poon.
#208 – Funny, I never would have looked at you twice a decade ago but in the last ten years I lost my job, my hair, my waistline and my pride so…let’s get down baby.
#209 – You, me and a jar of mayo makes three.
#210 – Come, my dear. Let us spread our naked bodies with potato salad and writhe on the grass in the moonlight.