Hey 3.5 readers. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read this review.
This blog will self-destruct in…oh, who am I kidding? This shit blew up a long time ago.
BQB here with a review of “Mission Impossible: Fallout.”
I went into this film thinking that this series was surely about to jump the shark. Tom Cruise is 56 now, thus the only death defying actor who performs his own stunts that I know of who qualifies to receive an AARP card.
Sure, he’s preserved to a level that only a fortune built in La La Land can provide, but even so, I wondered if maybe it wasn’t time to hand this series to the next generation.
As it turns out, Tom’s still got the moves. The plot is complicated, so much so that your eyes will go crossed if you actually try to follow it. Honestly, sometimes I wonder if the writers of these films count on that. In the theater, you’re sitting there, doing the mental calculations of what is transpiring in your head until….oh, wow! Explosions! Car chases! Fights! Stunts!
While Tom’s still got it, I can’t help but notice Hollywood keeps insisting that he get a younger sidekick, i.e. Jeremy Renner in the previous film, or in this one, Henry Cavill of “Superman” fame.
Shit. I wish I were Henry Cavill. I’d get so much poon. Damn it. Why am I so ugly and yet this guy wakes up every morning, looks in the mirror and realizes he’s got a license to print snatch?
But I digress.
To the film’s credit, there’s a main plot device, i.e. Cruise’s Ethan Hunt, despite a lifetime of espionage and intrigue, still maintains a moral compass. He will never put a team mate in danger (Simon Pegg and Ving Rhames return as Ethan’s long suffering tech lackies, Rebecca Ferguson and Michelle Monaghan as his past and present love interests), even to keep a mission from failing.
Meanwhile, Cavill’s August Walker will gladly put a friendly down for the greater good.
That’s sure to make for a good international buddy cop drama.
The film centers around a plot in which various villains plan to set off nuclear bombs in the world’s holiest cities – Jerusalem, the Vatican and Mecca. It will be up to Hunt and his crew to save the day.
One thing, and if you’re a fan of the series then it’s not really a spoiler, but as cheesy as the old “take a mask off to reveal another person” gag gets, it never ceases to amuse me. I won’t give it away, other there was a point early on in the film where I thought the film was starting to look like it would be a dud, only for such a gag to happen, and make me realize it was actually going to be good…and it was.
A last thought. For awhile now, I did think these films were fun throwaways, largely built around complicated plots that you forget and instead, you remember the stunts. Instead, this film, and the last one, really do draw on a long, rich history, especially when you consider this series began in 1996…I freaking remember seeing it when I was in high school!
So Tom, I doubt you read this fine blog, though you should because you are missing out if you don’t, but I’ll just put this into the air – if you do only have one, maybe two of these films left in you, please make sure that they’re not only good but that they wrap up Ethan’s long life story. Give him a happy ending, either he finally gets the girl and gets to relax, or he goes out doing what he was born to do – saving the world one last time.
Ethan might get his kicks hanging off of cliffs, but just don’t leave your longtime viewers hanging.