The Oscars are too damn pretty, 3.5 readers.
I rooted for Willem Dafoe to win Best Supporting Actor last year and for Best Actor this year. He’s lost two years in a row. The Oscars just won’t let an ugly man take home a little gold statue.
An outrage! Outrage, I say! On behalf of all Ugly-Americans, I am offended.
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