I’m Crazy BQB and my book prices are so low, I’m giving them away! Bah ha ha!
3.5 READERS: BQB, how low are your book prices?
BQB: I’m glad you asked. My book prices are lower than:
#1 – A crooked Congressman
#2 – A snake trying to win a limbo contest
#3 – That shawty in the Flo-Rida song with the apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur who got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low (while the whole club was looking at her.
In conclusion, get this free book?
WHAT’S IT ABOUT?
Was there a low point in your life? (BTW the price of this book is lower than that.)
Maybe don’t feel too bad about that low point. Maybe that bad thing that happened turned out to be the best thing for the world.
Case in point. Evan Brooks has wasted his life pining for his ex, “the one that got away.” After some interference from a mysterious stranger, he learns their break-up was the best thing for the world, for by going their separate ways, they avoided having a son who becomes the world’s worst dictator. Now that he sees that world, Evan will have to figure out how to put the world above his own selfish needs.
BTW – IT’S FREE!