By: Some Random Jerkface, BQB’s Editorial Assistant
Hello 3.5 readers. Some Random Jerkface here. While BQB was mired in the East Randomtown Zombie Apocalypse, yours truly was living it up in sunny Florida.
So in Orlando, there’s Walt Disney World and its unruly upstart rival, Universal Studios.
Who puts on the better Halloween shindig?
Probably all depends on who your are and your personal preference.
MICKEY’S NOT SO SCARY HALLOWEEN PARTY
Yeah. They aren’t lying about that not so scary party part. They pretty much take the guy in the Mickey Mouse costume and whip a Halloween costume over his mouse costume.
Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with that. After all, it’s Walt Disney World. Of course Mickey isn’t going to be scary. If you have ragamuffins, this is where to take them on Halloween.
Maleficient is a little scarier:
Meanwhile if you ever go on a Disney Cruise, you might spot Jack Sparrow, up high:
Or down low:
However, if you’re sans ragamuffins and want the ever loving crap scared out of you, Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights is the place you want to be.
Disney has Mickey in a Halloween costume. UHHN has Jack, a damn murderous psychopathic clown:
He brings up “spectators” on stage to be maimed and/or murdered in his show, the Carnival of Carnage.
SPOILER ALERT: I’m pretty sure she’s just an actor pretending to be one of Jack’s victims. Still, if you see Jack walking down the street, you might want to beat feat in the opposite direction just to be safe.
Oh and don’t forget his hot she-clown girlfriend, Chance:
Yeah, she’s a total Harley Quinn ripoff but she was funny just the same. Jack and Chance know how to work a crowd, or work it over, as the case may be:
But try to stay off the stage:
For the Bookshelf Battle Blog, this has been Some Random Jerkface