Place your bets on the following:
Uma Thurman vs. Ethel Merman
The Winner of the Above Fight vs. an Actual Merman
A Merman vs. Merlin
Walker, Texas Ranger vs. Hermione Granger
Sally Jesse Raphael vs. Raphael the Ninja Turtle
Apple vs. PCP
A Person Who Ate an Apple vs. A Person Who Ate PCP
Patty Hearst vs. Patty Mayonnaise
Al Pacino vs. a Guy in Chinos
The King of Clubs vs. a Club Sandwich
The Earl of Sandwich vs. a Damn Witch
Who would you put your money on:
Bea Arthur Riding a Shark vs. King Arthur Riding a Velociraptor
Russell Brand vs. a Jack Russell Terrier
Hogan from “Hogan’s Heroes” vs. Hulk Hogan
Jenny McCarthy vs. Charlie McCarthy
Lassie vs. a Lasso
Bruno Mars vs. Mars, God of War
Rebel Wilson vs. Wilson Phillips
Who wins the following fantasy fights:
Michael Jackson vs. Action Jackson
Bella Abzug vs. Belle from “Beauty and the Beast”
Marvelous Marvin Hagler vs. Marvin the Martian
Kurt Cobain vs. Kurt Vonnegut
Bell and Biv vs. Devoe
Art Carney vs. a Carnival Carney
Your Momma vs. Some Other Guy’s Momma
Bruce Lee vs. Lee Meriweather
Kenny G. vs. Kenny from “South Park”
Dr. Pepper vs. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Band
The U.S. Navy vs. That Old Pair of Navy Blue Pants You Don’t Wear Any More
Grizzy Adams vs. Gomez Addams
The Winner of the Above Fight vs. John Adams
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