We love them. We worship them.
Alas, though we rarely, if ever, get to meet them, Madame Tussaud’s legendary wax figures give us the next best thing.
To my surprise, visitors are encouraged to to touch (I refrained from honking wax celebrity boobs) and to take pictures.
Madame Tussaud’s has definitely embraced the selfie generation as the masses love taking pics with their favorite wax celebs and posting them on social media.
Here are some of BQB’s faves:
“I’m wax Regis and I’m out of control!”
Kim Kardashian – the madam had to use a whole helluvalot of wax to craft that baronka donk.
Scarlett Johansson – I offered to buy this figure, not for perverted reasons, but because sometimes Video Game Rack Fighter goes away on business and I get ever so lonely.
OK so for perverted reasons.
I’m not sure who this man is but he was WAY more into the Scarlett Johansson figure than I was.
Not gonna lie. Teenage me would have sprayed his shorts. Come to think of it, thirties me needs to change his undies.
Work, work, work, work, work. Sigh, Madam T wouldn’t sell me RiRi either.
This is how we do dee doo.
I didn’t offer to buy her. I didn’t think I could handle it.
Jenna Marbles – this one warmed my usually otherwise cold heart, 3.5 readers.
No agents, auditions, or lucky breaks. Jenna hit it big with her YouTube videos.
To the best of my knowledge she’s the first Internet celebrity to be so honored.
Maybe Madam T will put a wax self-publisher on display one day?