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Movie Trailer – John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

Hey 3.5 readers.

2014’s John Wick was such a special, under the radar surprise.  It didn’t get half the play it deserved and really grew just by word of mouth.

I was blown away when I saw it.

How to even explain it?

Very quickly, you, the viewer, are presented with a world where there’s a lot going on, but there isn’t much to bog you down in the way of detailed nuance.

Wick is a legendary hitman who goes into retirement to make his wife happy, only to come out of retirement when a puppy gifted to him by his deceased wife is killed by an epic douche.

Yeah, I know, it sounds like an unlikely plot but it works.

And there are rules. Hitmen use special coins as currency and they can stay at a special hotel where they’re supposed to be safe for the duration of their stay.  And for a certain amount of coins, hitmen can make their victims’ bodies disappear no questions asked.

In other words, there’s a lot of rules but you learn them quickly and easily.

Plus, it was great to see Keanu Reeves in a big lead role again.

Shit, that man is well-preserved.

Anyway, John Wick has been given a second chapter.  My only hope is that this franchise doesn’t get too big for its britches. Sometimes when a movie is an understated success there is a desire to go bigger in the sequel and that doesn’t always necessarily work out.

It was the quick, snappy, clear and concise writing that made the first Wick movie a success, so I hope there’s more of it this go around.

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Movie Trailer – Logan (2017)

Hey 3.5 readers.

My look into the 2017 world of movies continues with Logan.

It’s set in a future where mutants are all but gone.  All the X-Men are gone but Logan/Wolverine remains because of his healing powers and shit.

Somehow Professor X still remains.

And somehow Professor X enlists Logan to rescue a girl because, I don’t know, who knows, I assume she’s important or something.

The Wolverine movies have been hit or miss. The one in 2009 sucked. The one that came out a few years later where Wolverine went to Japan and fought samurai and shit was the bomb.

This one looks like it will be good and we can only hope so as it is apparently the last Wolverine movie, or at the very least, the last one where Hugh Jackman will play everyone’s favorite super angry clawed mutant.

What say you, 3.5 readers?

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Movie Trailer – Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

They’re back and still listening to Star Lord’s mix tape:

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Movie Trailer – Ghost in the Shell (2017)

A Scarlett Johansson robot?

Yes please.

When can I order one on Amazon?

BQB here, 3.5 readers and I’m just taking a peak at the Ghost in the Shell trailer, the film based off of the Japanese manga series of the same name.

Looks cool, I suppose for those of you into Japanese cartoons (that’s one nerd trend that never appealed to me but to each their own) this won’t be new to you but it’s new to me and that’s why I dig it, it looks like something fresh, that the general moviegoing public hasn’t seen before (though apparently there was a toon version of the movie in 1995.)

It looks like it has just a hint of Blade Runner influence if you ask me.

What say you, 3.5 readers?

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Beauty and the Beast (2017) – Live Action Remake Trailer

Oh for the love of…

Disney is giving the live action remake treatment to Beauty and the Beast, purported to be the best story of how true love blooms despite what one looks like or don’t judge a book by its cover or what have you…

…but really it is about a French girl whose father is kidnapped by an angry dog man and then the girl trades places with her father and then she develops Stockholm syndrome and falls in love with her captor but really the only reason that love persists is because he gets turned in a handsome prince with a giant ass house and a staff of servants and a shit ton of money.

Honestly, people. You think Belle would get down with a broke ass dog monster man if he was living in a rent controlled section eight government subsidized apartment without two nickels to rub together?

“Hmm let me think if I want to be with this broke ass dog monster man and uh…no!”

Worse, Gaston, oh Gaston, yes you were a braggadocios douche but your heart was in the right place.  You heard that some broad had been kidnapped by a dog monster so you went to save her ass.

Sure, you were only saving her because you thought maybe she’d fall in love with you but stop fooling yourself, ladies, that’s why any man does anything for you. From that guy you always call when you need something heavy lifted to that stranger on the subway who just gave you a piece of gum, every man hopes that the most insignificant little bit of assistance offered to a woman is going to get him laid but oh, oh my God, let’s all be hypocrites and shit on Gaston and cheer when his ass gets thrown off a roof because he wanted to save some dame.

Boo!  Boo!

And yes I’ll probably see it.  Damn it, Disney!  You’ve hoisted me on my own petard and you get my money by making me pay to see a story you’ve already shown me yet again!

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Movie Review – Shut In (2016)

It’s a diet coke version of The Shining.

Thanks for reading. Have a nice day.

What? Word count too low?

:::rolls eyes:::

Fine!

BQB here with a review of the horror thriller, Shut In.

OBLIGTORY SPOILER WARNING

You know 3.5 readers, I always assumed you all are shut ins.  After all, if you all aren’t a trio and a half of anti-social home dwelling hermits then I have no idea why else you would bother to read this blog.

Moving on…

When her mentally disturbed stepson, Stephen (Charlie Heaton who plays the creepy Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things) is injured in a terrible accident, psychiatrist Mary Portman (Naomi Watts) ends up shut in (hence the title!) her Maine home, spending her days nursing him back to health.

Meanwhile, Mary is also treating another troubled but much younger boy named Tom (Jacob Tremblay) out of her home office.

Blah blah blah. Spooky shit ensues. There’s a ridiculous amount of time wasted as all sorts of hi jinx ensue and you know Mary is in danger but they make you wait forever until finally the other shoe drops.

I’ve always been a Naomi Watts fan and it was good to see her back in action and also with some side nudity.

I know. I’m not supposed to notice such things but oh well.

Between his gig on Stranger Things and now this movie, Charlie Heaton has a lock on creepy teenager roles.

STATUS: Moderately shelf-worthy. Follows every horror movie trope. It felt a bit like a straight to streaming movie (the modern equivalent of straight to video) except Naomi Watts starred so it became theater worthy, but that’s just me talking out of my ass. It’s worth checking out but don’t rush to the theater. Worth a rental or to wait until it is streaming.

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Movie Review – Dr. Strange (2016)

Take one part The Matrix and one part Inception, throw in a dash of Harry Potter in an alternate universe where Harry Potter is for adults and you’ve got Marvel’s latest addition to its movie list, Dr. Strange.

Presto change-o, abracadabra 3.5 readers. Hold onto your magic wand because it is time for another Bookshelf Q. Battler movie review.

OBLIGATORY SPOILER WARNING.

Benedict Cumberbatch stars as Dr. Stephen Strange, an egotistical surgeon whose career is cut short when his hands are badly injured.

Refusing to give up all that he’s worked for, he sets out for Nepal in search of alternative physical healing.

Instead, he learns the secrets of magic, mysticism and sorcery from the Ancient One aka Tilda Swinton.

Blah blah blah. There’s another sorcerer that Dr. Strange has to fight (Mads Mikkelsen), he has an ally (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and a love interest (the ever boner inducing Rachel McAdams).

I give kudos to Cumberbatch because he branches out in this role. We all know he’s a classical style actor and has always done a great job playing deep, intense characters.

Dr. Strange is equally intense, but he’s also a cocky, wisecracking American, a role I’m not sure Cumberbatch has played yet though some movie buff out there may prove me wrong. At any rate , he does well here as the good doctor.

I enjoyed it. At times it is confusing but the special effects are great and you can start drooling as you space out and look at the pretty colors.

The doc is one of Marvel’s lesser knowns but it appears that the Marvel/Disney alliance (though not sure alliance is the right word) can take even the most obscure Marvel characters and turn them into cinematic gold. (They were able to do it for Ant-Man so a magician must have been a cinch.)

STATUS: Shelf-worthy. Worth it to see it on the big screen as time bends, worlds shift, rules of physics are manipulated and so on. Plus I dig Rachel McAdams and I declare her the hottest of all Marvel superhero girlfriends thus far.

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Movie Trailer – Allied (2016)

Hey 3.5 readers.

BQB here.

Allied looks pretty good. Brad Pitt. Marion Cotillard.

Looks like a modern take on Casablanca.

Check out the trailer:

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Happy Veterans Day

Happy Veteran’s Day, 3.5 readers.

If you’re looking for something to do today, I recommend the new movie Hacksaw Ridge.

Check out my review.

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All of Trump’s TV/Movie Cameos

Came across this video from CH2.

Made me feel old as I watched several of these shows regularly, Suddenly Susan, Drew Carey and the Fresh Prince in particular.

I swear to God millenials, there was a time when everyone was happy to see him on TV.

Between that and there was a time when Adam Sandler movies were actually funny, I don’t think people believe me.

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