In honor of the two year anniversary of bookshelfbattle.com, test your knowledge vis a vis all things Bookshelf Q. Battler.
Post your answers in the comments. Answers to come later. Prize=absolutely nothing. This blog has no budget.
QUESTION 1
Uncle Hardass wants you to get a job at:
A. McDonald’s
B. The Manure Factory
C. The Salt Mines
D. A Nissan Sentra Dealership
QUESTION 2
BQB was once a member of which late 1990’s/early 2000’s rap duo:
A. The Sweaty Boys
B. The Funky Hunks
C. West Street Posse
D. The Hairy Chest Duo
QUESTION 3
BQB’s current girlfriend is:
A. Blandie Settler
B. Video Game Rack Fighter
C. The Hot Ass Blonde Chick from Network News One
D. Katie Sackhoff-bot
QUESTION 4
BQB’s employer is:
A. Tan Stuff Unlimited
B. Grey Wonder Shop
C. Stucco Shack
D. Beige Corp.
QUESTION 5
BQB once died on the toilet after eating this:
A. Taco Bell burritos
B. A Lighting Infused Toaster Pastry
C. A peanut butter sandwich
D. Cold cereal
QUESTION 6
Leo McKoy, one of BQB’s rivals for the position of “Most Famous Man in East Randomtown” gained his local cult hero status after he delivered a sandwich to which 1990’s heartthrob?
A. James Van Der Beek
B. Mario Lopez
C. Mark-Paul Gosselaar
D. Jason Priestley
QUESTION 7
Which of the following companies HAS NOT sponsored the Bookshelf Battle Blog?
A. Hipster Hut
B. Beige Corp
C. Drying Paint Media
D. The Burger Wagon
QUESTION 8
The Yeti’s favorite computer is:
A. Macbook
B. Dell
C. Vintage Apple PC
D. Commodore 64
QUESTION 9
Dr. Hugo Von Science is the esteemed inventor of:
A. Teflon underpants
B. The Incredible Exploding Chinchilla
C. The “Duck, Duck!” Cannon
D. All of the above
QUESTION 10
The Mighty Potentate often orders Alien Jones to stop at intergalactic drive-thus to pick him up which food:
A. Pizza
B. Onion rings
C. Chicken fingers
D. Potato skins
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