Actually, I did think of something.
It has been in the news the past couple of days that scientists are saying it is bad to hug your dog. They say that even though the dog might look happy, he or she is feeling intense stress over the hug.
Personally, I try not to hug Bookshelf Q. Battledog as he is a vicious man eating beast who has devoured 951 intruders on BQB HQ premises.
Bookshelf Q. Battledog is too f&*king manly for hugs.
But what do you think? Dog hugging – bad or good idea? Needless to say I mean dog hugging within normal limits. All you people who were spooning your dog and dancing the waltz with your dog were weird to begin with.
I’ve been known to pat BQBD on the head while watching Scandal Thursday nights on ABC with Alien Jones, the Yeti and of course, Video Game Rack Fighter, who brings Video Game Rack Fighter Cat.
Now that I am writing this, I have questions. Do they mean never hug your dog ever? Or are they talking about weirdoes who hug their dogs for hours and hours?
Because honestly, maybe after like a 24 hour dog hugging session the dog ends up feeling like a furry hostage or something.
Maybe he wants space. Maybe he wants to see other owners.
I don’t know. I’m not a dog scientist.
What say you, 3.5 readers?
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