Because I am feeling uninspired today…
1) waffles
2) cereal
3) pancakes
4) donuts
5) French toast
6) toast
7) eggs
8) bacon
9) sausage
10) home fries
In conclusion, I hate Yetis.
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Bookshelf Battle 
alphabetical order would’ve been better..but.