By: Special Guest Pirate, Captain Deathbeard
Capt. Deathbeard, translating English into Pirate all week long on the Bookshelf Battle Blog
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Avast, ye scurvy 3.5 readers! I be Captain Deathbeard and at the request of Bookshelf Q. Battler, my mates and I be taking control of this blog for an entire week of lessons on how to talk like a pirate.
National Talk Like a Pirate Day be scheduled for Saturday, September 19, but we pirates say our history is so rich that one day alone will never do.
So all week long, we’ll be givin’ ye landlubbers a crash course on how to stop talkin’ like the lily livered lassies that ye are and how to talk like a real bonafide scally wag of the seven seas!
If ye 3.5 got any common phrases and/or statements that ye’d like to see translated into piracy talk, submit it in the comments on the briney deep below, or sail on over to the port of Twitter, where the birds doth fly to our blog host in the name of @bookshelfbattle
In the meantime, Bookshelf has given us a series of everyday parlance regarding certain situations that he’d like to see translated. Check back here every day and we’ll educate ye.
Thank ye for readin’ and thank ye Mr. Battler for givin me crew and I this opportunity. I know ye be workin on the preparations for ye upcoming October zombie apocalypse, so I’m glad we can give yon book nerd a week off.
In conclusion,
ARRRRRRRRRR!
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