Fireworks. Booty shaking. Q-Bert-esque Stage. Athlete parade.
Makes me wish I’d played a sport when I was younger but no way Uncle Hardass was getting up at 3 a.m. to drive me to practice.
Is there really an Olympic trampoline event?
I wonder what other obscure events there are.
If there is an Olympic pizza eating competition I’m bringing home the gold in 2020, bitches.
Bookshelf Battle 