Fireworks. Booty shaking. Q-Bert-esque Stage. Athlete parade.
Makes me wish I’d played a sport when I was younger but no way Uncle Hardass was getting up at 3 a.m. to drive me to practice.
Is there really an Olympic trampoline event?
I wonder what other obscure events there are.
If there is an Olympic pizza eating competition I’m bringing home the gold in 2020, bitches.
Bookshelf Battle 
Haha….oh if such competition was adopted for the Olympic games….I would join you