Does anyone want to buy this blog?

I’ll sell it to you for 3.5 dollars 

11 thoughts on “Does anyone want to buy this blog?

  1. buffalotompeabody says:

    Not many people read my blog either… I have tried bribery by offering readers $1 (a crisp uncirculated single)… no takers. I am considering the “Meet John Doe” angle and threaten to throw myself off Trump Tower on New Year’s Eve at the stroke of midnight! So far the only thing that helps is commenting on other blogs. Aside for my deep concern about our blogging woes, that’s why I’m here! Seriously, hang in there you have a great blog! 👍👍

    • I really thought there’d be hot chicks and bags of money by now. WordPress should put a disclaimer up that blogging does not lead to hot chicks and bags of money.

      • buffalotompeabody says:

        Hahahaha! I can honestly say that I have not seen any bags of money… BUT all the hot chicks have fashion blogs… there’s a bevy of beautiful fashion bloggers. Stay away from the Louisa May Alcott and Emily Dickinson blogs unless you’re looking for book smart chicks that like to watch PBS and drink tea. 👍😐👍

      • Well they’re know to be wild in the sack but they don’t shave their pits

      • buffalotompeabody says:

        LOL! Here on WordPress we call that “Fox News Poisoning” or “fake news you can’t use.” If you wish to proceed down this path be sure you are wearing Birkenstocks. 👍👍

      • I like Fox News. They have the hottest chicks on TV.

      • buffalotompeabody says:

        There you go! You have solved your own problem… your blog is about literature and you are trying to appeal to the Fox News types who either won’t read a book or can’t read a book. I’ve heard that Fox News viewers do enjoy cookbooks where the main ingredients in every recipe are Coca-Cola and/or corn syrup and are endorsed by Sean Hannity AND the gorgeous (?) Kellyanne Conway and Sarah “Huckleberry” Sanders. 👍

      • I just like the big boobed blonde women

      • buffalotompeabody says:

        You win!
        Consider the messenger shot and silenced. 🙉🙊🙈🔫

  2. there are rainy days, there are sunny days. i’m a new blogger, i heard it takes time.

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