Hey 3.5 cheapskates.
World renowned self-published author Bookshelf Q. Battler here with some good news.
First, I’ve renewed “BQB’s Big Book of Badass Writing Prompts” for another term with KDP select, which is great news for Amazon as I know they have really been counting on all those extra cents I have been bringing in for them. Jeff Bezos can finally afford to put some crème in his coffee and it’s all thanks to me.
Second, there’s good news for you 3.5 skinflints because now, you can read my book for free.
Look, I get it. You’re all poor. Really poor. But that’s cool because now you don’t need money to enjoy my book. You can get it for free right now and all this weekend right into Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Go grab my book today and you’ll be able to write like me, BQB: